Please visit to view and order our current batch of cheap and crapulous merch.

Special deals and exclusives are available at our live shows, look out for our legendary merch table.

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Bananas, 2013

A selection of satanic amulets, decision-makers and bookmarks, 2013

Lucky envelopes, 2013

Shitty badges, 2013

Horrible polystyrene cups, 2012

Pleasant badges, 2010