In
Copenhagen there is a place called DGI Byen. It's a sports and conference
complex that also houses a hotel, a restaurant and Vandkulturhuset
- the water culture house.
Vandkulturhuset is a series of modern pools that have great character.
The best pool is called, pretentiously, The Ocean. Despite the terrible
name it's a remarkable place because it's shaped like Piet Hein's
famous super ellipse. Instead of swimming up and down you make a
counter-clockwise circuit around it's 100 metre circumference. You
need never stop or turn. It's a funny feeling.
Inside the ellipse is the Sports Pool, a shallow pool for splashing
and playing that has a secret: it's floor can be raised and lowered
so that it turns into a platform. On important nights the pool hosts
gala dinners, bigwigs sit on gold chairs, they banquet surrounded
by a modern watery moat.
There are more pools with wave machines, a Puddle for the littlest
kids, and some activity pools that are a bit more familiar. But
in another part of the complex is The Mountain Pool. It's seven
sides host a climbing wall plus a sort of trampoline diving board
thingie. I would love to bounce off this, but I am too afraid of
breaking my neck or humiliating my fat old self in front of the
excellent kids who play on it. Perhaps one night I might break into
this pool and have a go, tentatively, and then more robustly. But
why should I stop at that? The Mountain Pool also has a terrifying
five metre diving platform, a see-saw, a running track and an underwater
glass wall so that you can watch the action from outside. Watch
me!
Upstairs there's a spa. In the showers you can scrub yourself with
salt and hay. I don't know why salt and hay are the things, but
they smell good and they're pleasingly scratchy. The large sauna
and steam rooms have glass walls - so luxurious. Water cascades
everywhere from fountains, the overflowing plunge pool and, because
this is the land of dark winters, there is a light box to remind
you of the sun.
This is a marvellous place. Let's go there together, let's have
a party there.
DGI
Byen
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