I
got naked at Selfridges for Spencer Tunick
(4.03) |
 |
I've got a
funny-shaped body and I live in a world that is incredibly uptight
about what constitutes normal or acceptable when it comes to bodies.
It's easy to get the message that what I've got to offer, bodywise,
isn't much of an offering at all. So I do what I can to reassure
myself that I'm okay; it's a daily challenge.
I take any opportunity that enables me to see myself as part of
the great spectrum of human body types: I hang out naked with
my friends at the baths, I go dancing, I swim, I don't hide behind
a towel in the changing rooms, I sunbathe in a bikini, I try not
to judge, I watch people of every walk of life and look for the
goodness in their bodies so that I may feel less damning of my
own. In short, I try to be adventurous and unafraid.
A few weeks ago I saw an advert in 'Time Out' that rang my bell.
It said: "BE CONSUMED Pose nude inside Selfridges for a photograph
and installation by Spencer Tunick. Sunday April 27 2003. In exchange
for posing you will receive a print of the event by the artist.
You will only be nude for a short period of time. Wear loose fitting
clothing and no jewellery. Leave your valuables at home. Bring friends
and family."
I signed up for it, and persuaded Simon and Kay to take part too.
Okay, I had no idea who Spencer Tunick is, or even how to say
his name, and I thought the whole thing might just be an advertising
thing for Selfridges, but I didn't care. The idea of being part
of a naked crowd in the middle of a department store seemed like
fun, I'd seen mass naked pictures before and thought they were
great, kind of envied the participants for being so free with
themselves, and so beautiful and I'd get a picture of the
event too.
A week before the gathering I got an email that spelled out the
details. We'd be posing inside the shop early on Sunday morning
before opening. It would be more-or-less a closed set with only
those participating allowed to watch. We had to be over 18. Tunick
added: "Thank you for wanting to be a part of my art! I could
not make my work without you, so I am extremely grateful for your
participation. This is going to be a great, beautiful, new experience!"
The morning of the shoot we stood outside Selfridges with 500+
participants, signing consent forms, being handed plastic bags
in which to store our belongings, feeling excited about whatever
might lie ahead, and generally checking each other out. A couple
of hundred people were turned away because there were too many
participants. Most people were white, aged between 25 and 40,
kind of trendy, average-sized, some gay boys, noone I knew. We
played "Who would you most/least like to see here?" (Simon: Tony
Blair).
Once inside we sat on the floor on Women's Accessories, were given
general instructions by Tunick, standing on a balcony with a megaphone,
and then it was time to strip.
This was easily the best part of the experience. People were so
excited they wasted no time in taking it off, after all, that's
why we were there. Within ten seconds I saw tits, then arses,
then dicks, then 500 naked people standing and blinking at each
other. Everyone looked happy, there was a feeling of delight and
discovery in the air, the scene was very surreal (yeah, I know,
understatement). At first I didn't know where to look, and then
I just looked, mostly at the willies, which were many and varied.
As people moved to take their position in the cosmetics hall,
skin brushed against skin disconcertingly and I started to laugh
at the loveliness of the scene. Everybody looked so great! We
were being so brave and cool. We looked funny and incongruous
amongst the make-up counters. I was really glad to be alive and
participating in this strange experiment.
Tunick managed us from a set of portable steps at the end of the
hall. He worked with a team of slick shoot managers. We stood,
facing away from him. We collapsed on the floor. We gathered around
the counters and stared blankly. We were a mass of naked flesh,
and we looked as though we'd just been born, full-sized, and plonked
in that bizarre environment. I could see pedestrians walking past
the main doors outside. Few noticed us.
The next set-up was planned for the escalators. All 500 of us
were herded onto the central escalators between three floors.
Tunick wanted three people to each escalator step. It took a while
for everyone to get in their place and as the escalator became
more and more overcrowded with nudists I felt it shaking. I started
to get a bad feeling. There was nothing beneath us and I wondered
how many people the escalator was designed to hold safely. I remembered
the consent form we signed, that included a waiver against any
injury we might sustain during the shoot. I was sweating and scared,
trying to hold onto the rail, stop imagining naked bodies falling
through the atrium, and calm my breathing. The escalator began
to lurch and then rolled backwards about ten feet, as though it
was working without any power. People gasped. My life started
to flash before my eyes. I was afraid we'd fall or get our feet
tangled in the metal teeth. I was really panicking, I had to get
off that thing. People stood at the bottom and stared, not quite
believing what was happening. I pushed my way off and Kay was
right behind me. We were shaking with fear. I saw Simon further
up the escalator, kind of trapped in there. The shoot continued.
At this point the women were separated from the men. We went up
to the third floor to pose in the lingerie department. It was
weird walking past groups of men as we made our way up the escalators,
like running the gauntlet in an "I've forgotten to put on my clothes
for the first day of school" nightmare. I looked at the ground.
Later on in the day there were cleaning staff getting the shop
ready for opening. They stood and stared and it was fine, funny
even, because we naked folk were all together in a group, staring
back.
I had been feeling anxious since the escalator incident. My thighs
were damp with what I assumed to be nervous sweat. I wiped them
with my hand. Uh-oh. I'd started my period. Periods have a habit
of turning up when you least expect them, usually in the middle
of the night, staining your favourite sheets. One time I sneezed
so violently that it set off a period prematurely. I wasn't due
to start for another week but, between you and me, I think the
shock of facing my mortality on that escalator in the nude was
enough to get me bleeding. It truly could not have been a more
inconvenient moment. I was naked, in the middle of Selfridges,
about to pose for a photo on a pale carpet with a couple of hundred
women. Jeeezus!
I ran for help. One of the shoot staff found a security guard
who took me to the toilet, a tampon was found. Kay helped me clean
up as much as possible and then we returned to the set. We sneaked
into a corner and posed, although we knew we'd be out of shot.
I didn't mind, I came for the experience.
It was really weird being separated from the rest of the group.
After experiencing a safety in numbers I felt extremely self-conscious
and vulnerable. The male security guard was great, very gentle
and respectful, but we were in such a rush, worried about bleeding
everywhere, scared of being left behind, or lost, that it was
impossible to enjoy the strangeness of the situation.
Back downstairs we put on our clothes and watched the final set-up
which involved the men tucked up like little pebbles. And then
it was over. In the rush to clear up I saw my friend Patrick and
met his boyfriend for the first time. Patrick said: "Don't look
at my tackle!" which made me laugh. We agreed that it had been
a great experience.
The transformation scene back into clothing was almost as strange
as the mass undressing of earlier on. Nudity made people appear
relatively anonymous and clothes gave everyone back their identities.
At first I wondered who had let in all these outsiders to watch,
but then I realised that they were my fellow models back in the
real world of clothes. Although the flier promised that we'd only
be nude for a short time, it was more like an hour. I was glad
to be dressed again, the escalator fright and the onset of my
period were just a bit too much for me to cope with whilst being
naked!
During the shoot I got glimpses of what the pictures might end
up looking like. Wave upon wave of blank-looking, anonymous, naked
people (Tunick through his megaphone: "Don't smile! Don't look
at the camera! Arms down!"), bodies in deeply absurd surroundings,
the sheer scale of human variation. I will treasure the memory
of seeing so many wandering around in the nude, looking up, walking,
being with their loved ones, being good-natured and generous,
acting simply. It was a splendid vision of humanity. Although
the shoot had its ups and downs for me, I came away feeling very
proud of myself for being brave, glad that I had taken part and
that Tunick is making these amazing images, and satisfied that
although I still look funny, it's fine by me.
PS Since writing this piece I've been getting occasional emails from nudists/naturists/naked people inviting me to various naked things. Whenever I've read the story in public, it often happens that a man sidles up to me afterwards and says: "so, you like getting naked do you?" Those naturists really love to recruit but, people, I am not a naturist, I just posed for a weird photgraph one time and I never want to do it again. Please, save your invitations and sidling for someone else.
|

|
|