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Charlotte:
Tell me what you found.
Simon: Last night I was walking in Stratford and there's a neglected
path which goes from the station to not really anywhere, which I
was walking down. It was really cold and I was shivering a bit and
I was walking quite aimlessly. I glanced down and I saw this yellow
sign that was half-covered in grass and bits of crap. I looked a
bit more closely and I saw the Dome symbol shining out from it,
reflected off the yellow street light. I picked it up and brushed
it off a bit with some tissues from my pocket and it was a hanging
sign for the bus stop for the Dome Park and Ride in Stratford.
What was that?
In the early days of the Dome, and just before the Dome, the organisers
made great play on the fact that you couldn't drive there. The only
way you could get there was via the Underground. This was considered
to be a great thing and there was a lot of hoo-hah about whether
the Jubilee Line extension was going to be finished in time for
it. The idea was that people would go to Stratford, park their cars
in this huge car park, catch the free bus to Stratford Station and
then get the Jubilee Line to the Dome. They built this huge car
park in the middle of an industrial area outside of Stratford, it
was very large and had razor wire along the top of its mesh fence,
which made it look like a top secret type location.
Every day a bus driver had to ferry people from the car park to
the station - except there were never any people! Nevertheless the
drivers were employed for the year to drive people backwards and
forwards all day. You'd pass by the big car park and the only thing
that would be in them were the park and ride buses and nothing else.
You'd occasionally see the buses driving along the streets and they'd
always be empty. It was a bit of an in-joke. There was a bit of
a minor scandal locally that this huge area was being set aside
for the park and ride that was never used, and that these poor drivers
were being employed to do no job at all, but it never really became
a big national story. I think I saw one person on the bus once and
I expect they were just taking advantage of the free ride. I can't
imagine they really had parked their car in the park and ride car
park.
What happened to it?
It's part of the new international rail terminal now.
But it was derelict for a while wasn't it? You'd see grass growing
up through the parking spaces and rusty signs falling off their
hinges. The opposite of all the bright shiny promises that the Dome
seemed to represent before it all went so badly wrong!
It was like that as the year progressed, it wasn't really maintained
and they soon realised that no one was going to use it.
It was weird how it deteriorated so quickly.
There are eight million stories in the naked city and this is one
of them, not many people will ever know about it. It could have
been a big scandal in the Evening Standard but no one ever picked
up on it, it was just a joke for people who lived in Stratford.
It's funny that such a minor object could have such a story behind
it.
It was really cold and it was covered in frost. I tried to clear
off some of the dirt and stuff but it was frozen on, and I had to
carry it back in the cold with no gloves or anything. I held it
against my body with minimum contact on my fingers and the cold
was transferred to the whole side of my body, as well as nearly
chopping my fingers off.
People of the future will thank you one day for the sacrifice
that you made.
I hope so.
What do you think I should call this?
Park and Ride.
Why is the Dome still so funny?
There are probably not many people who are still amused by the Dome
but it's just a great white elephant of the modern era. Like that
TV programme tonight about New Coke, there will be lots of expose
documentaries about the Dome debacle in ten years time with archive
footage of opening day and the stories of the VIPs delayed at Stratford
on New Year's Eve.
I still cherish my Dome t-shirt and fridge magnet.
And how I laughed at you for buying them at the time, and how jealous
I am now that I don't have a Dome t-shirt too.
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